In another one of Hairdog's famous "you may be right, but you're still an azzhole" moments, I offer this: I think you meant "alumnus", which is the singular male word for graduate or former student of a college. The plural of that is "alumni". "Alumnae" is plural, feminine, meaning that you were hoping to hook up with two or more "alumna" from LSU.
Only one of the reasons I amo amas amat you.
But why don't you put the period inside the quotation marks? It's my understanding that in American usage the period and comma ALWAYS go inside quotation marks.
