In another one of Hairdog's famous "you may be right, but you're still an azzhole" moments, I offer this: I think you meant "alumnus", which is the singular male word for graduate or former student of a college. The plural of that is "alumni". "Alumnae" is plural, feminine, meaning that you were hoping to hook up with two or more "alumna" from LSU.
But, maybe I'm making assumptions I ought not make.
Hairdog, alumnus of the University of Kansas, a fine institution in spite of Burgbud's lame opinion.
