You can hang with Sharon Stone and Angelina Jolie.
So I am doomed.
No. Not at all. He thinks you're hot and all the pseudoanimal lingo was designed to say that none of the guys would be man enough to handle you but of course he would, were he on the market and not your friend's bf. And he knows you better than you do yourself. (*snicker*) It's BS. And self-gratuitous BS at that.
There's nothing wrong with you Corri. You occasionally live too much inside your head and sometimes blow unexpectely for reasons I don't get but you're smart, energetic and funny. LT or short term there'll be plenty of guys looking for just that.