Good gawd. If I'm you're dude-enna for the day I say have fun on your trip but don't expect much.
LOL- He's just very non-sexual monkey. He was being silly not placating me with the pictures. He projects good-humored confidence about sexual matters. In fact, he told me a story about a girlfriend who annoyed him by initiating sex like he was a machine. She was always like "F*ck me over the counter right now." and he was like "Damn, baby, could you maybe give me a kiss first?" So, I asked him if he would have been more likely to honor her request if she had just brought it up as a suggestion rather than a demand and he said "Don't misunderstand. I f*cked her over the counter. I just found the way she put it annoying."
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
