That's for AFTER you've gotten them out of their shell of "yes I like it but don't want anyone to know I do, especially the kids, or the neighbors as we all know what women that like sex are thought of as (based on FOO issues and social lessons)" and they feel comfortable enough to do it...umm...just about anywhere...
Doing it outside is for "other people". Wow, we just keep proving over and over what sickos we really are.
I'm starting to think that I will just cop to my perverseness as often as possible to H. "I'm cooking a nice dinner because I'm really hoping to get in your pants." "I'm thrilled that we are 10th in line at McDonalds drive through so I can grope you." "I bought you those pants at Christmas that you think are unnecessary despite the fact that you have 3 total pairs of pants in your wardrobe just so I could see your azz in that color."
OTOH - You GO hairdog. I can't wait for the day that Mrs. HD installs a stripper pole in your bedroom!
Hee Hee, I suggested a stripper pole for our bedroom when MrsGGB told me she didn't know what she'd like for Christmas. I don't recall the exact reply, but it wasn't a warm one at all. I don't think I'll be seeing one in my bedroom in this lifetime Then again, I also don't expect I'll be getting groped in the drive through any time soon either.
--GGB, the local pervert. Am I supposed to register that designation with the local police department or something?
Hee Hee, I suggested a stripper pole for our bedroom when MrsGGB told me she didn't know what she'd like for Christmas. I don't recall the exact reply, but it wasn't a warm one at all. I don't think I'll be seeing one in my bedroom in this lifetime
Did you try the "But honey, it's such good excercise" approach?.........Yea, didn't work for me either
Doncha know that "Exercise" is two four letter words stuck together . Just made it worse my friend, just made it worse.
Didn't help either that it was the same day the wood side rail on the bed broke when she sat on the bed, dumping her onto the floor (sh!t that reminds me, I still have to fix that). Hey, I was good, I said absolutely nothing about her weight when it happened...well ok, maybe I snickered to myself when she started going on about having a fat Azz....I am still alive though, so I couldn't have been too bad. The fact is, the side rail is plywood covered with a veneer and it has a lot of voids in it, so it was going to let go eventually. It broke before, but not this bad, and most importantly not when she sat on it.
Good gracious! Poor Mrs. GGB. How embarrassing. I would need a lot of TLC after an episode like that. Probably won't lead to the stripper pole anytime soon.
I don't think we perverts must register but it really is a kind of designation like MD, LCSW or whatever. GGB, RP (Resident Pervert)
Rooting for anything KU makes your hair fall out, causes anal leakage, ensures you'll get nothing but coal in your stocking for Christmas and earns you a nonrefundable express ticket to hell when you die. Not just regular hell, either...Greek hell. Sisyphean hell.
You can root for Hairdog's son. But that's it.
Originally Posted By: Burgbud
My prediction: VT 79, KU 0
Since nobody else is going to do it and I'm the not so kind type....Gotta call you out to the carpet on this one. Pretty bold predictions considering your team didn't have the ballz to back it up huh?
Geeze I'm tired... our flight was cancelled, they put us on a 9pm flight, which didn't leave the ground until around 10:15. After all was said and done, we didn't get home until after midnight. I got up at my usual ungodly hour to come to work and have a lot of catching up to do. Still no nookie, but still on track.
Oh, and GGB, the moratorium had a lot to do with this new attitude, but the NMMNG exercises, reading/listening to the book, working on myself, GAL, has a lot to do with it, too. Stopping the "keep her happy at all costs" mentality seems to be particularly helpful. Relaxing, not being reactive, and letting myself be funny, even when it might be more crude than I would normally allow myself to be --- and then definitely not taking it personally when she reacts negatively to that kind of humor, helps too. I'm not talking about foul mouth gutter humor, btw. Just maybe something I wouldn't have said in the past because it wasn't "politically correct", or "her" brand of humor.
For example...we happened to be sitting around with her sister and my bro-in-law, watching something like the "Game Show Network". This show came on called "Dog Eat Dog", a game show/fear factor kind of combination. I'd never seen it before, and my first thought was, "is this some kind of reality show?", but they also showed, during the opening credits, some barking dogs. "I've never seen this before," I said. "So is this a 'game style' show, a 'reality style' show or a 'doggie style' show?"
Of course it cracked bro and sis in law up, but W rolled her eyes and actually left the room. In the past, I might have apologized, or gotten up and gone after her. Instead, I just enjoyed watching it with the other adults. I figured, "it's no longer my job to avoid the possibility of offending her." She came back a couple minutes later and sat by me. I say that, as if there's some significance to the fact that she sat down next to me, but really...I didn't care where she sat.
LOL! Nice one hairy - and nice to see you are enjoying being your true self.
Last night I went to my book club. On the way out we were admiring the hostess' new kitten. One of the other women said "what's a female cat called? I know a male's a tom but what do you call the female"
pregnant pause
me: "A pussy?"
if we can be sufficient to ourselves, we need fear no entangling webs Erica Jong
. Just made it worse my friend, just made it worse.