If/when he objects, flash booty and say "Doubtful I'm going to listen to you. What are you going to do about it?"
Is this a chance to use my new word?
Ita with Mojo. The "letters" while a good exercise for you would prolly just make him defensive and Stig's approach is been there, done that. Out of control Monkey might be just the ticket. Also has the advantage to serve as "warning" that something's coming.
In typical male fashion he's probably convinced himself that all is well because all was peaceful on the surface, and SG's No 1 rule for the treatment of men is that their wee brains need to adjust to changes in direction. Think object moving through a vacuum. You know, just for the sake of metaphor.
