I think LP's advice to throw a hissy fit was the closest to best. I don't think you should vibe all angry/controlling Lioness unless you want your H to react by becoming submissive horny monkey. Heres my advice:

PHASE 1
1) Go to the Juniors department of your favorite store. Buy yourself some very inappropriately ultra low rise jeans that show off your "assets". Maybe a baby doll T and a thong too.

2) Make a bowl of popcorn.

3) Attired in above ensemble, rudely interrupt your H's viewing of Nerd Trek by throwing popcorn at him. If/when he objects, flash booty and say "Doubtful I'm going to listen to you. What are you going to do about it?" Laugh.

4) Leave room.


PHASE 2

1)Lie on bed when H enters bedroom.

2) Be licking sucker. Take out of mouth and say "Want some?" to H. Shrug and ignore any rude or blustering response he might make.

3) Expose p*ssy to H. Say "Want some?". Shrug and ignore any rude or blustering response he might make.

PHASE 3


Wash Rinse Repeat with Variation

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I agree with Stig that your H is projecting St.Bernard for public consumption and being sexually monkey in private. He's doing this for reasons of self-control. My theory is that if you vibe even more out-of-control monkey than him, he will be compelled to control you in a sexual manner in order to feel in control. He won't be able to gain relaxation just by MBing if you step out of Mommy role and he has to wonder what you are up to.


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver