Originally Posted By: Crazy Eddie
Originally Posted By: Stigmata
Kind of reads to me the same as: Peacekeeper missile.


Yeah, except that actually worked. The Russkis didn't stay out of Western Europe because they were such peaceloving nice guys, after all.

Certainly not. But I won't get into what I think of the brilliance of juicing the American voters via Evil Empire lexiconology and juicing the Russkies with pie in the sky SDI Star Wars plans Reagan knew would never come to technological fruition.

Hm, yes. Why fight when you can totally bankrupt your enemy out of irrational fear you have an unstoppable Doomsday technology that must be countermeasured? Like I said, brilliant.

Perhaps I should have gone with my second oxymoron choice then:

Strong Puppy=Jumbo Shrimp

Originally Posted By: Stigmata
(the F usually sniffs this sap out pretty quickly thankfully)


Thankfully? Why would it be such a terrible thing from your point of view if "this sap" got some love. I'd rather see him get laid than some of the thugs and idiots that keep outbreeding the rest of us.

Well, I was looking at it from her angle and not his.

Thankfully from my point of view because, to me at least, it spares the F from wasting her time if and when she finds out he's not as mysterious as her fantasy projected and he is merely, as you say, just trying to get laid.

I've found Fs really really don't like being "used" even if a lot of times they just can't seem to prevent it from happening over the course of their dating lives.

That's why I like radical honesty. If I am emotionally unavailable I will say so from day one. And genuinely from my heart -- not said in cold detachment. I won't ever lead an F down some primrose path so I can satisfy my egocentric need to get laid.

I will, however, leave the door open to the fact floppy socks guy is just a wee bit naive and is actually a worthwhile guy who wrote that line because he heard it before and thought it might help get him laid.

I wish Ms would stop writing lines like that. It's hokey and usually inauthentic. I might add the majority of us use it out of insecurity, however, so the odds of floppy socks guy being #1 are in his favor.

The true azzholes are usually the ones who never mention past azzholeship and just let their malodorous feces rise to the surface of the cess leach field naturally over time. IMO

-Stigmata-


The difference between a warrior and an ordinary man is the warrior views everything as a challenge;
the ordinary man views everything as either a blessing or a curse.

-Yaqui shaman Don Juan-

...and that holds 2x true for nice guy wussies, DJ

-Stigmata-