In Support of Strong Puppy

[Burgbud]

A) No thanks, I can do it myself because I just took a class on auto repair at the community college.

"Community college? I've got a master's in roadside tire rotation. I'll just observe so I can see what they're teaching you kids these days."


B) No thanks, I've got my mechanic-to-go on the phone and he'll be here in a minute.

"Excellent. I'll leave you here on the side of the road by yourself until he arrives."


C) Thank you. I was feeling so helpless and in need of manly assistance. (bats eyes) (slight whiny tone) Be careful not to mess up my expensive hubcaps.

"Those *are* nice hubcaps. You really need to call in a pro."


D) Thank you. I was about to get out my owner's manual and open my trunk and figure out if I could remember how to do this but this was kind of the last straw at the end of a rough day and I would really appreciate your help. Plus, I'm good at handing people tools. (smiles and peeks at your muscles).

"Let's get started then. Um, did you say you were good at handing people tools or handling people tools?"


If I found myself in a man's meticulously made-up by a maid bachelor pad I would be kind of creeped out.

If you were hot for the guy's wolf, how much would you really care?


Sometimes a man who takes too good care of himself in that manner becomes unattractive because he gives off too much of the vibe of a monk or a fussy grandmother stockpiling jams and preserves.

I suspect if the guy has his other animals in order they'll thwart the monk/grandmother vibe before it gets off the ground.


IOW if a man avoids being strong puppy by being too much of his own St. Bernard that's not a good thing.

It's not a good thing because it's more difficult for a woman to feel secure in that situation. Women want to feel secure so they want to see the puppy. Fair enough. The question, though, is would a lack of puppy do anything to dim her attraction or her investment in the R?

ETA:

Let me ask this...has anybody ever heard a woman say, "He was a blast to be around, he fu(ked me silly and took great care of me. But I dumped him because he was so self-sufficient."? Does anybody think it's possible that no woman in the history of the world has ever uttered those sentences?