Still hopeful for some pleasant surprises

[SirPrizeMe]

I spoke with one of the counselors on the recommended list, I wanted to find out about the program. He told me "It's a one-year mandated program by law..."

What?!?!? Law Schmaw, there are no judgments against me!

These programs are set up to cater to the convicted batterer.

That ain't me. I wonder if they'll even know what to do with me.