Doing it outside is for "other people". Wow, we just keep proving over and over what sickos we really are.
I'm starting to think that I will just cop to my perverseness as often as possible to H. "I'm cooking a nice dinner because I'm really hoping to get in your pants." "I'm thrilled that we are 10th in line at McDonalds drive through so I can grope you." "I bought you those pants at Christmas that you think are unnecessary despite the fact that you have 3 total pairs of pants in your wardrobe just so I could see your azz in that color."
OTOH - You GO hairdog. I can't wait for the day that Mrs. HD installs a stripper pole in your bedroom!
