I'm sure the CF contributed but I'm going to say his chronic channeling your good guy RL daddy, make sure you put on a warm jacket with those little 4th grader hands, is what really killed it for you, Mojo, whether you're aware of it or not.
Well, my first clues that he might be a CF could have been:
1) Addicted to Resident Evil video game. 2) Constantly wears headset on which he calls me very frequently. 3) Tells me I look like a thick blond Milla Jovovich.
The "keep warm" type comments were a minor but manageable turn-off. The 4th grader hands comments were actually a bit of a turn-on because they made me notice how huge his hands were. I think you hit the nail on the head with your "lack of trust" observation. I can't handle the pressure of being in a relationship where I have to prove myself to be completely trustworthy because I'm not. I can't be dating a Ricky Ricardo who might think I'm capable of cheating on him just because I ate the last cookie and didn't 'fess up. My monkey needs some wiggle room to really get shakin'.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
