Why I am the Way I Am

[MJontheMend]

Igor! Come here. Chop-chop. Prepare this female for cloning right away.

Then again, I can't tell you how that F logicaling breaks down so quickly once they see I'm Fing another F a lot hotter than they perceive themselves to be. Amazing how biology always overrides the wil

Actually, we're pretty much on the same wavelength because that is exactly why I decided to be okay with male polygamy even if I'm monogamous. It signals that I'm not afraid of the competition 'cause I'm not. F*ck whoever you want and don't concern yourself with any jealousy on my part. Save your concern for the guy who has reserved a bit more of his time and energy for Mojo maintenance 'cause he's next in line if you slack off. Chop-chop.

Amazing how one's libido can be turbocharged when any half capable M can go to any number of Fs places, F them rotten, and retreat to his own bachelor pad fortress of solitude.

True. However, if you want to date me you'll be kept busy with various items of bunny maintenance as well as non-sexual monkey. I must be pampered and entertained. Chop-chop. Oh, yeah, plan on me invading the "pad" for frequent over-night cuddle-fests also.

So if I had any advice to any Ms who might be reading this I would urge you to NEVER debase yourself and stoop to currying favor from an F by bashing the men she has or has had in her life. That's weak game and the sucker's way out.

In defense of my former lover for whom I still hold a certain fondness, I must state for the record that he really strongly signaled that he didn't want to call my 2bx a punk*zz loser. It just kind of came out because he was p*ssed. He actually called himself on being lame for doing it and said "You know the only reason a guy would say something like that is because he wants to get laid." Also, on one occasion he said "Old boy must have had his reasons." in defense of my 2bx's leaving me. He did do the therapist thing a bit too much but really a lot of our dialogue wasn't unlike the convos on this BB. We talked a lot about the concept of relationships and how they fail or succeed etc. we didn't just b*tch to each other about our X's.

The main reason why our relationship failed was that he f*cked up and acted a little monkey which wouldn't have been a big deal except for the fact that he tried to dominate me into forgiving him. Men sometimes think that I'm easy to handle because I'm fluidly sexual and nice and easy-going like a little toddler who will follow anyone with a sucker but....DO NOT f*cking order me around when you are the one who f*cked up or I will seriously display my other toddler characteristic which is a thoroughly oppositional ability to say "NO. NO. NO." although I may smile and act thoroughly polite while I do it.