1) The grill's fired up...filets have been marinating for oooohh just the right amount of time.
2) Fresh cut salad with a little hint of IC's famous SE Michigan inspired wild rasberry - walnut vinegarette dressing.
3) Baked potatoes are ready with all the artery clogging additions.
4) Her favorite wine is chilled at just the right temp.
5) Whirlpool tub is filled, heater is on...room is laced with all the little fru-fru candles.
6) Bed is all turned down, a little after dinner mint is on her pillow.
7) Massage oils are layed out...and warm!
8) The kids ????? Oh sh!t !!! What did I do with the kids???? {Nobody call HRS, they are fine }
9) Music selection playing in the bedroom...hmmmm lets see, we could go with Kid Rock's "So Hott" yes? No, no..a little on the harsh side, not quite looking for that kind of throw down sex...mmmm on second thought....maybe I am Get her liquored up and lick her up
Come on, I got a few minutes here....any suggestions
Oh I see he was trying to make this a conspired effort
IC, you silly azzed man...thank you for a wonderful b-day !
Now here is my slightly biased critique of my stay at IC's International House of Kill it n' Grill it Restaurant & Love Emporium....I was given the finest table in the establishment with a spectacular view of the snow covered terrace. The ambient glowing figures created by the fire, luminously danced in unison along the log walls as if in some ancient tribal ritual.
The meal...what can I say about the meal? The boy can flat out cook with the best of them. Somewhere along the line, he missed his calling. The steak, OMG the steak..seared to perfection and basically melts in your mouth. The salad with it's little out of the ordinary garden greens, topped with the homemade dressing and complimented with the crunchiness and taste of the fresh from the oven sour-dough croutons...mmmm, mmmm!! Nice touch IC, nice!
Onto the whirlpool bath...temperature was a little on the steamy side, but once adjusted...I fell into a sense of peace and tranquillity as the pulsing waves of water caressed away the day's activities and worries. I asked the bell boy to join me and he seemed quite thrilled to accomodate my wishes...{I suppose he'll be wanting a tip }
I was then lavishly wrapped in a pre-warmed robe and whisked away to the sleeping quarters where a masseuse was waiting with exotic massage oils and any remaining anxieties and stressors from the day were quickly abandoned at the hands of this man (it's funny, he kind of resembles the bell boy...and the maitre d'...and the chef)
By the end of the evening....Yes IC...Kid Rock's "So Hott" pretty much described what I wanted to do to you.....and did!
Thanks IC. That was a lot of effort and love that you put into making this birthday special...I really do appreciate it
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