Why I am the Way I Am

[MJontheMend]

I volunteer to be your first dude-enna and I recommend the following reply:

"Interesting. My map shows (his town) at the base of the Falsefront Range, nestled in behind Tryingtoohardsville."

LMAO - I can't even reply. I just need all my animals to stand very, very still and hope he goes away.

Here's an excerpt from the what the swain I'm currently liking best wrote me last night. What do you think?

I hope you had a good day today. I made a fire tonight and I wanted to share it with you. Since you couldn't be here I took a picture of it. I'm picturing you with sweats and floppy sweat socks laying on the couch in front of the fireplace, I'm smiling.

[SouthernGirl]

What an utter surprise.

Come on Southern Girl, this is Mojo and the zoo you're talking too. Lets rephrase that....."What an udder surprise"

LOL.... yeah, the only animal that guy could appeal to would be the cow feeling sorry for him. But that'd be very dysfunctional.

[SouthernGirl]

Can I veto him for having no fashion sense?

He doesn't sound too bad really. Unless this is only his second e-mail in which case I'd have to stand by my veto.

[Imconfused0807]

What an utter surprise.

Come on Southern Girl, this is Mojo and the zoo you're talking too. Lets rephrase that....."What an udder surprise"

LOL.... yeah, the only animal that guy could appeal to would be the cow feeling sorry for him. But that'd be very dysfunctional.

LOL.... I think that guy himself was very dysfunctional ! This 2nd guy ain't sounding too bad though. Ohhh I gotta go, my presence is being requested in the tub

[Imconfused0807]

Can I veto him for having no fashion sense?

Oh Come on !!!! It's in front of the fireplace for pete's sake. That is very standard attire for that type of setting.

[SouthernGirl]

Can I veto him for having no fashion sense?

Oh Come on !!!! It's in front of the fireplace for pete's sake. That is very standard attire for that type of setting.

I was kidding. Go read my edit silly. Or better yet, get thee into that tub.

[Imconfused0807]

Can I veto him for having no fashion sense?

Oh Come on !!!! It's in front of the fireplace for pete's sake. That is very standard attire for that type of setting.

I was kidding. Go read my edit silly. Or better yet, get thee into that tub.

I'm gone, except I just about tripped over one of them floppy socks

[Corri]

I shall not comment for fear of bringing doomsday and gloom upon the earth. Except for the fact that I am an unfailinging believer in the Harmonic Oscillator Equation.

With that, I shall take my very nerd self off to the Yellow Brick Road, and skip to my heart's content.

[Burgbud]

(Mojo) What do you think?

I think it's very interesting that he's beginning his quest to become Zoo Master at the Bunny Ranch instead of the Monkey House. Since you like him best anyway, give it a shot! Seeing how you react to a different style of hand on the tiller would probably lead to some interesting self-discovery. That may be "dating with intent" to a certain extent but since you like him, it's cool.

[Corri]

Mo:

Question. There is something about this man that gets you... otherwise you would not bring him here. Expound.