Come on Southern Girl, this is Mojo and the zoo you're talking too. Lets rephrase that....."What an udder surprise"
LOL.... yeah, the only animal that guy could appeal to would be the cow feeling sorry for him. But that'd be very dysfunctional.
LOL.... I think that guy himself was very dysfunctional ! This 2nd guy ain't sounding too bad though. Ohhh I gotta go, my presence is being requested in the tub