We had a thread going a while ago entitled "the stupidest thing your S ever said about the A" and I cut and pasted my favourites. When I was feeling down I'd read them over, here's some of the goodies, enjoy!:
"OW is not a drug dealer, she just sells drugs to people"
"Yes, she's stupid but that just makes me feel smarter"
"I told you she was stupid and ugly because I thought that is what you wanted to hear"
"He reminded me so much of you, I guess that's why I was so attracted to him"
"I just want to break up for a while then hopefully get back together"
"It's not what you think, it was "friendship sex"
"Well, you can date too...AFTER we're divorced"
"She (OW) is a godly woman"
"Can the three of us still go to Disneyland as a family after the divorce?"
"When you cry it makes me want to hit you. It's not like I'm TRYING to hurt you!"
"I've never liked sex and never will, you know that. I've only had sex with OM 12 times in the last two and a half weeks"
"I wish you could meet someone and have what i have"
"I'm not leaving you for another man! I'm leaving for ME"
"I don't like the word AFFAIR, it makes it sound so cheap" (and yes that's the one my W said to me!)
"God will forgive me for leaving you because he knows OM is my soulmate"
"she's (OW) my counsellor, helping me through my marriage problems"
"you deserve someone who will treat you much better than I do"
"I feel like I'm hurting you too much so I need to leave"
"I did it as much for your sake as I did for mine"
and my favourite "OM prayed about it, and God's OK with what we're doing"
