Okay, you guys win. Here is his reply. Definitely crossed way over the rumble strip line between assertive and obnoxious. I am constructing a spreadsheet calendar and those of you who would like to volunteer to be my virtual duenna or dude-enna can sign up for a weekly rotation. Understand that you can't just tell me "No" because I won't listen. You need to make up scary sh*t like "If you date this guy your bunny will develop goopy pink-eye and your monkey will become a chronic nail-biter."
Totally told you so. What an utter surprise.
Sign me up for the rotation. I can invent scary stuff. Heh.
