Okay, you guys win. Here is his reply. Definitely crossed way over the rumble strip line between assertive and obnoxious. I am constructing a spreadsheet calendar and those of you who would like to volunteer to be my virtual duenna or dude-enna can sign up for a weekly rotation. Understand that you can't just tell me "No" because I won't listen. You need to make up scary sh*t like "If you date this guy your bunny will develop goopy pink-eye and your monkey will become a chronic nail-biter."
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My dear,dear, lovable Jenny, I had to laugh when you suggested a gold star might come your way. No one has ever acheived a gold star. Oh sure some have come close. But no one has actually had one stuck on their forehead. I admit I do have some interest in you though. I like your style. The French might call it "blah, Blah, blah blah". If you've never studied French that means roughly, "she's read a book so take a look". Now tell me, is (my town) near anything, like a highway or a city or a trade route?
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
