Hey BA! Once the kids are gone, perhaps we can figure out how you can GAL. I need to work on that, too!
Well, if my calculations are correct, I am as close to the three year anniversary of the last time my W and I were intimate as I can figure. Let me go blow a leftover noisemaker, or something! OK, enough raucous celebration! How about a toast to the next three years! NOT! That is not going to happen!
OK, the pity party is over, move along folks, there's nothing to see here!
There is work to be done, and it will be done, and she will get flowers, and be impressed! So there!