Mojo and I could totally date the same turf if we were both single and never get in each others' way.

Thats because your a cat and Mojo is a monkey. duh. Cats are good as ornaments and destroying ecological systems, I mean protecting the stored grain of civilization that enable us to be obese. and Asthma. they also scream and pout.

Monkeys groom each other, chatter (a LOT) and throw poo. nuff said.