Well, H agrees with the submissive theory

[Burgbud]

(LFL) Pay attention Burg. It's Jake all the way, not Brad.

The gay cowboy? You're a weird girl.


And as for telling him a story in bed....maybe...I don't know.

Lots of ways to play it. Doesn't have to be about a real person, could be about turning a gay cowboy straight. Or something that happened in a book you read. Or a reaction you inspired in the kid who rang up your groceries. And so on, infinitum.


I bet he'd get sort of angry (which is what I want)

If it works, the positive for him is that he can be "fantasy angry," which feels much safer than actually being angry.