I don't want to hijack but I just thought I'd share with you Alpha-guys an excerpt from an actual e-mail I just received from a new swain.

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I love women who argue a point and let they're opinions be known. I'll even nod my head once in a while and say "really?" as if I'm listening. Compassionate classical Liberal, is that the same as a "bleeding heart"? It's hard to paddle your own canoe. No matter how much you turn around in front of the mirror, it's just hard. I would be happy to paddle your canoe for you. I also have a list like you, but I don't tell women what's on it. When I can check off one of the items on my list I stick a little silver star on your forehead. Some women are just so proud. If you see anyone walking around with a star on their forehead, you now know why. But as of now, no woman has more than 4 stars. It's just something for you to shoot for.


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver