*cracks up* part of your problem may be that you understand men just a little bit too well.
It is true that the extent to which I am currently"irresistible" is directly related to the deep empathy I feel for the male sexio-romantic condition and the extent to which I am willing to make this empathy tangible. However, I need to remind myself to stop babbling about this topic or I risk making myself "too nerdy to f*ck". For instance, I should have just thanked GP when he complimented me on my new red low-slung corduroys rather than saying "I thought you would like them because they make me look more thick down low and therefore emphasize my strong hip to waist ratio." causing him to look upwards towards Jesus for assistance which was an expression he probably felt compelled to make too frequently in my company(sigh) OTOH, the Captain of Industry I am currently phone-dating was telling me about some lucrative business deal he maneuvered and I said "So you're kind of like a shark." and he said "Whatever turns you on." and we both cracked up, so sometimes it's good to let the other person know that there actually is a zoo keeper in attendance.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
