Are you asking the members of the BB for permission to enter into a sexual relationship in which you play the role of the out-of-control, horny, high-drive submissive screaming/fainting-like-a-16-yr-old-in-an-old-Beatles-concert-film monkey-girl? Of course, my vote will be "yes". Meanwhile, I shall be exploring my princess-b*tch side by dating 3 giant men at the same time and not having sex with any of them and just getting off on watching huge hands fetch little cups of coffee for me and letting big fingers text me "sweet dreams" messages before I snuggle into bed in my pink pajamas with bunnies on them.
I will meet you back at the girls-who-wish-to-be-neither-HD-or-LD lunch table for a confab later.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
