The answer as to why your husband attacked you while your kids were building the snowman is quite obvious to me:

There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found, for when they placed it on his head,

he began to f@#k around....

Humpety hump hump humpety hump hump, look at LFL go....

Geeze.

Five hours and counting.

Hairdog, who's definitely NOT keeping track. Happy new year, everyone.