it just happened. I did not want it to it just did" (how the f##k does it just happen. Just tell me)
I've been reading this thread with interest. I didn't get all these quotes but out of the ones I did get, this one takes the cake. I did get this one. I agree, Foo. How the F did it JUST HAPPEN. I say booking a hotel room for their first night together, on a night they knew I was out of the house, then spending the night in it means it DIDN'T JUST HAPPEN. Give me a break.
However, on the other end of the spectrum, my H made up for that with this quote, which went a long way with me, "I'm going to hell because it [the A] wasn't the right thing to do." So if anyone doubts that good things can come out of the mouths of an WAS, yes it does happen.