OMG your W is going to have a fit that you wasted all that good soda! I can hear it now!!!!

For the next few days think about how you would like life to be different than what it was when W comes back home. Then, think how to put that plan into place a little at a time. You can start by saying that all went well while she was gone and you'd like to stay in that mode and give her time to do some of her own things as long as she promises to not get nitty gritty with the daily stuff. DO NOT say that you don't need her around to help with anything!

I think you have to change something Jeff, your boys are growing up without respect for their mother or maybe even women in general. How will that help in a R or when they M? And sadly, as good as it is they are using condoms it also seems they don't have the respect for the girl if they are having sex and you don't even know they have a GF.

What's a good recipe for NYE for a palgal that will be home alone? Nothing to do with rolls please.