Especially the mushroom hunters should be really easy to blow out of the water.
The mushroom hunter was actually pretty sexy. About 6'2" with shoulders probably more than 3 ft. across (yummy). He runs a steel mill and told me straight-up that he used to be an alcoholic and was AA/dry for 15 years. Plus he said "Mmmmmm" when he hugged me goodbye even though it was vaguely inappropriate for the rural coffee shoppe we met at.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
