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Ah ha so really you like black guys because they are an oppressed minority! Just go out and shoot that cow for gawd's sake.


Not exactly. I was reading an essay by a female newspaper columnist who dates black men exclusively and she said part of the appeal was that modern white men often act like they're waiting for the latest demographic research report to come out to decide whether or not they're allowed to be men.

Anyways, it turns out that I'm still not attracting any "normal" suburban WASP guys. I called to confirm with the blond I have a date with today and his accent was deep evil deep south. As in:

BG: (gruff masculine Boss Hawg with cigar) BG here.

MJ: Hello. This is Jenny.

BG: (sudden voice change to syrup smooth southern gentleman)Why hello, Jenny...etc.

I'm beginning to think my "bunkey" may be vibing a bit too much like Daisy Duke.


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver