Anyone think this will work?

depends on what you're trying to accomplish, I guess.

Reminds me of a similar response...(which probably should be credited to HD):

the joke starts out the same way...except the w's deflection is "Not tonight, dear. I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and, well..."you know"..."

The husband pauses for a bit, and responds, "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"