So I'm getting my wife's Christmas present inspected at the local garage and I pick up a Maxim magazine and came across this joke. I wonder if I could get away with saying this and still live...
A man gets into bed naked for the evening and his wife immediately says "I have a headache". He replies "Perfect! I was just powdering my penis with aspirin. Would you like it orally or as a suppository?".
Gone the carvings and those who left their mark. Gone the kings and queens, now only the rats hold sway.
depends on what you're trying to accomplish, I guess.
Reminds me of a similar response...(which probably should be credited to HD):
the joke starts out the same way...except the w's deflection is "Not tonight, dear. I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and, well..."you know"..."
The husband pauses for a bit, and responds, "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"
