I think a little magic pill is more like the solution here!
Yeah...and I think that pill is called cyanide.
They say truth is stranger than fiction, and you don't really believe it until you hear stuff like this. Unbelievable.
On a happier note...
*****ALWAYS!***** I'm so glad to see you around! I've missed you. I'm so glad to hear that your plans for moving have come to fruition. Please give details: what will you do there for a living, will you have your own place or stay with your mom, etc. I want to be able to picture you there.
