I envy you and Corri because I feel that both of you have a tremendous opportunity.
Well... most of the guys that I've looked up who live within a 50 mile radius of me, all wear ball caps and are keen on showing off their trucks/cars/motorcycles in their profile photos. They probably like Travis Tritt and Bud Light, too.
Not that there is anything wrong with that... but gosh, so NOT me.
I've been thinking and thinking about it, too... I don't want a puppy dog... though very cute... they are a real pain in the azz. They chew on things, pee/poop on your floor... you have to TRAIN them... they run off whenever they feel like it... and those thoughts, paired with a man, leaves me with a general 'gross' feeling.
Not looking for a pirate, either. Bad teeth and poor hygene.
Maybe an Indiana Jones type. (I wouldn't kick Harrison Ford out of bed, either).