"Gawwwrrsh, where's muh brain?" (pulling open sack pants. "Oh, thar it is."
THIS is how I know you are off your game. That's Goofy, not Scarecrow. And there never WAS a wizard in Oz, just an illusion. And Dorothy was never lost.
RU calling my impression of a Hollywood classic movie character goofy?
Cut me some slack, jack. My only other option was to mimic Michael Jackson from The Wiz.
Then I would have had to make some lame joke about finding his brain in, ahem, someone else's pants:
tap-tap-tap...microphone squeal: Didja hear Michael Jackson shut down Bloomingdale's for Christmas so he could have the store all to himself?
Yep. He saw a big advertisement announcing all children's pants would be half off in Bloomingdale's through Christmas.
Goofy enough for ya? Hm? Good. I'll be completely off my game by New Year's. I think the fact that this is my second pedophilia reference in one day attests to that inevitability as well.
Verry Merry to you and yours
-Stigmata-
The difference between a warrior and an ordinary man is the warrior views everything as a challenge; the ordinary man views everything as either a blessing or a curse.
-Yaqui shaman Don Juan-
...and that holds 2x true for nice guy wussies, DJ
