Stig: I catch any of you Fs doing this again and I'm gonna redden some bottoms.
Oooohhhhh..... Promise?
That reverse psychology crap doesn't work on me. Your insolence will cease once you realize I used to play #1 singles in tennis in H.S. And I actually HATED tennis. I just tried out in order to skip classes for sectionals and, whaddayaknow, I picked it up pretty quickly, not to mention I won most of my matches on cannon-shot aces. Forehand only passable; zero backhand ... so be careful what you wish for.
Then again, you just WOULD like that. Hm, hate to think I'd have to resort to one of those namby-pamby "time out" PC punishments on you Fs.
You kinda remind me of a Scarecrow..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Sorry... amusing myself.
Well that fits in nicely with your BF as Oz comment, now doesn't it, Dorothy?
BTW, I'm gonna send Cesar Milan to straighten you out, Miss Ruby slippers. He told me you have no idea what Toto is saying:
"Toto is not saying, 'there's no place like home, Senor Stigmata. He's telling her, 'I have yet to see Wizard 1, you crazy acid-dropping puta. I'm saying, 'I DON'T WANT TO GO HOME, our freaking entire house already got sucked up by a tornado! Let's get out of Dodge!" (of course, stemming from Ft. Dodge Kansas reference)
But I'll take your scarecrow comment. Makes sense after seeing all of you cackling F crows descending on BF's thread.
"Gawwwrrsh, where's muh brain?" (pulling open sack pants. "Oh, thar it is."
See what you've done? That's 2 double entendres in one day. I've reached my quota. No more. Beg all you want.
-Stigmata-
The difference between a warrior and an ordinary man is the warrior views everything as a challenge; the ordinary man views everything as either a blessing or a curse.
-Yaqui shaman Don Juan-
...and that holds 2x true for nice guy wussies, DJ
