(Stigmata cups hands and shouts down into the tortured soul-filled SSM forum He loves to hate visiting:)
Hi, Stig. Whatcha talkin' 'bout? We're always having fun here in the SSM playroom.
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I catch any of you Fs doing this again and I'm gonna redden some bottoms.
You KNOW pirate and the monkey is one of my favorite games but...
1) I was playing house with SG and she was the Mommy and she told me to put my monkey panties in the wash and safety pin my bunny panties to my t-shirt 'cause there's lot of bad boys hanging out on the playground. See (flips skirt).
2) Corri is trying to teach me how to play strict teacher in the school corner but she doesn't get that the monkeyboys actually LIKE it when you play strict schoolteacher.
3) I am busy setting up a lemonade stand so I can buy a Barbie DreamCar so I don't have to borrow Red and White Corvettes or GI Joe jeeps from any stupidhead selfish boys anymore.
4) All I said to BF was "It's your own fault if you try to play house with mean girls who don't even like babies and always say 'You be the Daddy'" Plus, everybody knows that if a big boy says "Let's play house. I'll be the baby." everybody is going to laugh at him -duh.
Anyways, excellent post. I think you clearly pointed your lance in the direction of "ego-investment".
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver