How's that hairshirt fitting these days, blackie? Nice n snug?
(Stigmata can't help giggling at the sight of BF's so-called "wolf's" cocked head and that hilarious half-grimace all dogs do as his hind leg frantically sscratchscratchscratches at his neck before getting up and shakeshakeshaking."
I could have worked on her feeling more secure, but thats not why she left me. She left when she lost her attraction.
(Stigmata cups hands and shouts down into the tortured soul-filled SSM forum He loves to hate visiting:)
"Which one of you Fs is responsible for putting this human hairshirt on this mangy-looking dog!? Hmmm! (extra loud:) Act your age!!"
Fascinating. (counting slowly on fingers) Mojo, Corri, LFL, SG, Kettricken... with only OG Lou posting for the Ms. (Yours was just a shout-out, NH, dudn't count)
...oh, and let's include Cheyenne in there from her own thread as a conscientious objector.
WTG, Einstein. Maybe Burgbud was right. So much for Fs not listening to what you have to say., a la SG You'll catch your older brother soon enough.
Wait, what am I talking about. If you, I or even BB were any type of geniuses our xs wouldn't be standing there hugging close to their new men:
"Brilliant theories, geniuses. Too little, too late, don't you think? Everyone's an Fing genius with hindsight, you idiots. (eye rolls all around)
Now please turn around so we can run you through with your own cutlasses, you unbelievably self-righteous attraction-killing placating smug wussbags."
(Stig yanks off the mangy dog's hairshirt and points, seriously)
I catch any of you Fs doing this again and I'm gonna redden some bottoms.
Merry Christmas, Icabod et al.
-Stigmata-
The difference between a warrior and an ordinary man is the warrior views everything as a challenge; the ordinary man views everything as either a blessing or a curse.
-Yaqui shaman Don Juan-
...and that holds 2x true for nice guy wussies, DJ
