Why I am the Way I Am

[MJontheMend]

I was hanging out with a couple of my sisters at my Mom's apartment today and we were talking about the whole zoo concept. My mother immediately said "I'm a dragon." Then a while later in the convo she put me and my sisters into hysterics because she said "Remember girls, it's better to have a bi-polar mother from whom you inherited prettiness and intelligence than to have never been born at all."