Mojo
If you don't want women to "see" you as puppy, why do you go around looking like "Matthew McConaughey with nice hair"? I recommend a military cut, maybe a beard, those sunglasses that are like mirrors and a fake scar.

For the same reason you dress like a super sexy vixen, and not like a house frau. Im trying to get laid, not look like a dime novel sociopath.
I dont look like M McC. He is shorter buff and good looking. I have long hair to hide my big ears. Id look like the character from MAD magazine with short hair. I cant grow a good beard, Too much Native possibly. and it wouldnt look good my face is long and narrow. I have plenty of scars. Plenty. just not on my face. Its against my religion to use my face to stop injury. \:\/

I was serious about the icahbod crane referance. When I said looks dont matter, I was speaking from experience.
Imagine my trust in a woman when she says something like that. Imagine if a man came up to you and said wow you have nice hair and look like [insert blond actress here that you dont look like-- alley mcbeal]... its obvious what she wants, and your left thinking... whats wrong with you.

You stated on my thread that men appreciate the cow but they don't need it... the thing is that if you want to get married someday and you want to be a father you probably want to find a girl who has some cow because if you don't you will have to be the cow for your child. Men don't need the cow but fathers do or something like that

You dont have to defend the cow to me. I have no problem eroticizing the cow. I think pregnant women are HOT.
You know why? cause you cant get them pregnant. LOL. J/K.
I was prepared to bring the cow. Its one of the things I recognized about my x, and I said long time ago. there is something innately unfeminine when you have to require the cow. she used to hold babies and her nephews like a bag of dog poo. I knew it but figured I could cover her half, or she would learn when we had em... If I could convince myself to be celibate, my friend who runs a boys home has asked me to be a foster parent. I dont think it would be a good environment with the current revolving door. I think about it...

anyways, Ive given up on kids. My moment came and went. She wasnt on BC when we got back togther, and started a month or so later (after we got back from honduras I think...)and ended up miscarrying the unknown pregnancy. [trust me I hear what the anti BC people are thinking] reminds me of a song.
dont like plannin stuff out, it never happens that way.

I wish I could come up with some reason why I cant seem to go get a Vasectomy again. Im disappointed in myself.
Be monkey and random all you want. I like it.