FLTC: FROM IRAQ

[No_hill_for_a_Swimmer]

Twas the Night before Christmas
And all thru the AO
Not a Haji was stirring
Cause the gunships were up you know

And me and my 16
My 9 and my Kbar
Just got off post
to have dreams of afar

Then up upon asunder
To the Air controller's dismay
8 tiny reindeer with 240s
haulin a red little sleigh

On donner On blitzen throw the flares that glisen
On dasher on roudoff on prancer dont tell dont listen

He landed on the TOC with a mim of clatter
And dropped of new CDs so the airspace violation did not matter

And to the muj he dropped inside their mortors
New fuses that instantly lit according to our orders

He smiled and knew he had the commanders intent
thus up with a whoosh to another FOB he went

And Cpl Sparky with his headset
and Sgt Rock in the fight
heard over the secure channel
To all a Merry Christmas and to the muj say Good Night.