Just got home from being a parent helper in my daughter's class this morning. I always feel like I'm just one of the other kids when I go to these things. There were three moms there. Me and these two other no-joke moms. They are all business and all cow. They even had to scold me at one point for almost forgetting to wash my hands before setting up the treats the the kids. How humiliating. So when I said I had all parts/animals in me, I know I am sorely lacking in that area. Might need some work. Still, I got along marvelously with the mom's by chatting them up about what kinds of fun things they'd be doing over the break! So it all balanced out I guess. Probably was also a smart move not to let slip I was going out bar-hopping with my girlfriend's tonight and ditching the family just days before Christmas. Know your audience and all...