Man says he has no puppy litte Sis, believe him. Doesn't matter if he actually does have one and only sent it to the country for safekeeping, he is puppy-less for all practical purposes. Only approach if you're a predator of equal status and don't have any loose bunnies hopping around.
She who goes all "but I will find the puppy and bring it home" deserves to be Wolf meat.
