She who goes all "but I will find the puppy and bring it home" deserves to be Wolf meat.
(the above was brought to you as an excerpt from the essay "SG deciphers Man-speak and How to avoid Wolves" which will soon hit the print media.)
ROTFLMAO- I think it was Stigmata who said he used the code "I am not a nice guy." which also falls under the category you describe if you think you know better.
Of course, the guy you REALLY want to avoid is the one who says he has a puppy (or some candy in his car) but doesn't. Actually, now that I think about it anybody who would say that he didn't have a puppy would actually have to have a puppy somewhere unless he was a very stupid psychopath.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver