Little idea for ya...hit them back on their profiles...invite them both to your house in the morning...when this snow arrives that we're supposed to get, have them do a little snow shoveling contest where the winner gets to drink hot chocolate and gummy bears from your belly button {sorry, wouldn't sure just how young they were } The other...well he gets to sit, watch and learn from a REAL woman \:\)
As much as I would like some assistance with the snow removal, my response to that little scenario is BLECH! They're 34 and 29, not 13 and 14, once again I must say YUCKO. Besides, I suppose the fact that they hit on my profile to begin with is indicative of a willingness to pick up the wagon handle. Also, the 34 year old is 100% second generation Italian and his screen name means "beautiful snake". The 29 year old's profile says rather good-humoredly "I do not look like Lance Bass!" Probably December is MILF hunting season in Michigan or something like that. Who knew?
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
