Well, apparently I am chickening out on my whole polyamory plan because not one but two seriously gorgeous, significantly younger men have hit on my dating profile in the last day and I'm not responding. Of course, this is partially due to an irrational belief that a younger man wouldn't know how to "pull the wagon" so maybe I should just go for it. Perhaps, a "boy toy" phase would be just what I need to get over my "muscularly dominant and seriously soulful African-American artist" phase. Also, and this is probably the most embarrassing admission I've ever made on this BB, I actually find Justin Timberlake just a teeny bit sexy.
Last edited by MJontheMend; 12/15/0703:51 PM.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
Little idea for ya...hit them back on their profiles...invite them both to your house in the morning...when this snow arrives that we're supposed to get, have them do a little snow shoveling contest where the winner gets to drink hot chocolate and gummy bears from your belly button {sorry, wouldn't sure just how young they were } The other...well he gets to sit, watch and learn from a REAL woman
Little idea for ya...hit them back on their profiles...invite them both to your house in the morning...when this snow arrives that we're supposed to get, have them do a little snow shoveling contest where the winner gets to drink hot chocolate and gummy bears from your belly button {sorry, wouldn't sure just how young they were } The other...well he gets to sit, watch and learn from a REAL woman \:\)
As much as I would like some assistance with the snow removal, my response to that little scenario is BLECH! They're 34 and 29, not 13 and 14, once again I must say YUCKO. Besides, I suppose the fact that they hit on my profile to begin with is indicative of a willingness to pick up the wagon handle. Also, the 34 year old is 100% second generation Italian and his screen name means "beautiful snake". The 29 year old's profile says rather good-humoredly "I do not look like Lance Bass!" Probably December is MILF hunting season in Michigan or something like that. Who knew?
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
LOL! Come on Mojo...that was a little subtle way of me playing your bunny! I mean who wouldn't be attracted to a 29 year old..blond didn't you say? And when you said "younger"...well I assumed under legal drinking age
Is it MILF hunting season already? Hold on, I think I got one in my sites...."Oh Miss IIICCCCEEE"
Okay, I stepped outside of my comfort zone and responded to the two young guys. Plus I responded to two older guys. Plus I wrote two guys who didn't write me first just because I wanted to! So, probably I'll end up freaking out because I'll have 5 or 6 dates next week and I haven't even done my Xmas shopping. Also, I think I might have developed an eating disorder which I shall call Date-orexia. The symptoms are that I keep eating rice pudding or related foodstuffs because I feel sorry for myself until I get a date and then I don't eat anything except protein bars and what my date(s) feed me until I get laid.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
I think I might have developed an eating disorder which I shall call Date-orexia. The symptoms are that I keep eating rice pudding or related foodstuffs because I feel sorry for myself until I get a date and then I don't eat anything except protein bars and what my date(s) feed me until I get laid.
Pathetic MJ! Come on, what happened to differentiation!
} The other...well he gets to sit, watch and learn from a REAL woman 
