Forget the watch, IC. I am going to take that wrapping paper and help wrap Karen up, bow and all, and present her to her H because SHE is the gift.
The Mr. and Mrs. Karen take niceness and civility to new heights...personally, I'd like to see some of that holiday china thrown around! The "of course you're hot" comment, and then doing nothing about it makes no sense to me. I guess I don't get civilized dysfunction; I received my trained in the chaotic variety. When MrsNOP tossed pea soup in the kitchen,well, I didn't bat an eye...my mother did that one like 40 yrs earlier!
Karen, you impress me with your level of sanity and priority. Did any opportunity to have some amorous time come up at all during that vacation, or was it all business as usual?
