Red,

Can you do me a really big favor?? You've been away from your husband for what must seem like years...You've planned this whole reunion out and how you want it to be perfect....I know you've replayed over and over in your mind how things should go when he gets here {if you tell me you haven't....bullsh!t !! You're lying} We are all hoping that this goes just like a fairy tale....I know I am. But Red, we all know what sometimes happens with plans right??? They sometimes get f*cked up....somebody at the airport, babbling on their cell phone about the Spurs game, isn't watching where they are going, bumps into you and spills coffee on your outfit that you had all planned out for that perfect reception with your husband.....What is Red going to do? {after she shoves the cell phone up the guys azz....sideways } What are you going to do when some little thing does not go quite like what you had in mind?


"If you can't lick em, lick em" - Ted Nugent