while wishing he would swat my nonsense in the bedroom.
Excellent idea. I will add a pair of panties that say "Nonsense" across the *ss to my "Naughty Butt Nice" line. Although I have to say I'm still not quite getting what the problem is in your sex life. Probably some combination of you wanting validation for being bunny and your H wanting validation for being St. Bernard. I think you recently posted that your H sees you as being "sweet". You do understand that you need to signal a bit "naughty" if you want to get your nonsense swatted, right? I know, I know....it's a lot of freakin' mostly underappreciated work to signal sexual submissive. First you have to make yourself attractive. Then you have to signal availability. Then you have to signal "but first you have to catch me" or "can't catch me" or a "My what large teeth you have Grandma." form of cluelessness or find a little stick to poke the wolf with or just hop around endlessly until you're bored silly etc. etc. etc.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
