Of course, you know you just gave away the fact that you have been drunk enough to f*ck a sofa.
LOL. I was hoping you wouldn't catch that. Mojo, I've gone through extended bouts of SSM in both of my marriages...so if the truth be known, yes I have been drunk enough to f*ck a sofa, a pumpkin, watermelons, cantaloupes, honey dews, and maybe a few varieties of winter squash. Now whether I acted upon these urges is another story...I just always assumed that waking up with an orange c*ck meant that I must have masturbated after eating a bag of Cheetos, but I suppose a pumpkin is not out of the question. Either that, or I got a blow job from a clown...only problem with that theory is that I've never lived near a circus
Originally Posted By: MJontheMend
I will, of course, send you and Miss IC a complimentary copy of my Erotic Scrapbooking Kit as soon as it is available. Also, a free pair of panties from my "Naughty Butt Nice" line. Also an advance readers copy of my new cookbook "More Than Free Milk: A Guide to Feeding Multiple Men from the Polyamorous Kitchen". Of course, since I am rather lazy I shall probably just copy some recipes from some old guide to feeding farmhands or running a boardinghouse.
I love the book idea...the title alone will sell millions. As for the panties, address them to Miss IC because if a pair of women's panties show up at our door step with my name on them....who knows, might lead to another extended bout of SSM
